It's not bragging when I tell you how 

many miles I ran today... It's so you 

don't judge when I devour a whole 

box of donuts in one sitting.
eBib text : It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today... It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole box of donuts in one sitting.

Just For Fun eBibs

My two moods: 1. runners high 2. i’ll cut you
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "Fcck this shit" in your life
Tag the funniest runner in your life
Shoutout to everyone checking their  Strava or GarminConnect stats on  the company dime right now
Rare is the runner that loves every  run, rare is the run that doesn't  love you back anyway.
Older man in New Balance 407 :  "Where's your mask, asshole."  Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm  vaccinated, peasant."
Not to be cocky, but I'm really the full package. My head is on straight,  priorities check, I'm smart,  independent, pretty, & my  heart is so genuine. Just a self appreciation post  because I get so busy  trying to improve, that I f...
Do you ever miss your own energy?  Like damn what happened to me
I got more trips planned than I got money.....but lord I trust you
Shoutout to everyone who googles  the course elevation map before signing up for a race
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl:  5• You'll get some alone time  4• We like it long, hard and  in the woods  3• We do it in the morning  at lunch or after dinner  2• We're not afraid to  get a little dirty  1• Short shorts...  g...
"What do you think about while you're running?"  Me: Walking.
If you love her, buy her running shoes.        – Psalms 26:2
I love blocking people       you ain't boutta stress me out on MY PHONE.
I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear...Like hell yea I'm so damn hydrated
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