It's not bragging when I tell you how 

many miles I ran today... It's so you 

don't judge when I devour a whole 

box of donuts in one sitting.
eBib text : It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today... It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole box of donuts in one sitting.

Just For Fun eBibs

Pants? In this economy??
I wanna be crazy fast. But I'm only crazy, so I'm halfway there. Progress
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!"    Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after  yesterday's tempo"
THEM: "Post the first picture of you  and your significant other together"  ME:
I wished I had a treadmill.... New quarantine low
Coronavirus  +  Training as usual  =      Get faster or die tryin
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for races & medals and not for 'myself'
Born to run forced to quarantine
No one:  Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies"  People's emergencies:  "I wanted donuts"
After seeing how the public panics  over Coronavirus, I can see why the  government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Me posting nonsense will continue  during lockdown because it's an Essential Service
Remember you are someone's  reason to smile.  Because your marathon PR is a joke
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo  Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual  virtual race account
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