I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
eBib text : I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
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No matter how good you feel on your run... there will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you
I don't always have time to fold and put away the laundry, but when I do, I go to the gym
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston.
I need to find a running coach who is also a nutritionist. That way, I only have to disappoint one person.
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
IMPORTANT REMINDER *You're a great runner *Training for a marathon is hard af *This won't last forever *This happened to other runners *You're not alone *It will get better *This is normal *Training for a marathon is hard af (aga...
If your wife is too tired for sex while training for a marathon, man the fuck up and help her more.
If you wanna impress me with your car... it better be a food truck
You guys ever just stare at your legs and be like
"wHaT dO yOur BuMper sTiCkers wiTh randOm deCimals MeAn?" they mean I'm fucking cool ok
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon.
There's no place like home. To poop.
Anyone else trying to guess the pace of a runner as they pass you? Yeah same
There's a new sex position called "9" It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
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