I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
eBib text : I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
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During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
Me: *laughs at something* Me: okay back to suffering
Me: I feel great Marathon: hope you enjoyed those first 3 miles
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
Show me a runner who says they never pause their GPS when they're waiting to cross the street... and I'll show you a f***ing liar.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between.
Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
F@*k!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
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