I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
eBib text : I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
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Congrats on your BQ today. Now be her peace you already can't make her cum
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/calf/shin] hurts you
Yes, PornHub. I know there are lonely sluts in my area. I own a goddamn mirror Should I run in group?
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1 please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"
That morning run hits a lil better when your life a little fucked up
Happy Father's Day! Dads sporting the 26.2HUB shirt.... should be feared
Good morning train wrecks! I blocked all the #ebibsaferdark haters yesterday Y'all need coffee or what? ~Chaos Coordinator
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
"You're still a rockstar." I whisper to myself as I take an Ibuprofen and climb into bed at 8:00pm
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
It's been a long day. I need a hug that turns into 3 orgasms and a boozy recovery drink
If you don't go for a run, how do you know when to take a shower?
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
I nut too quick for a threesome one of y'all ain't getting a turn
She likes surprises. Not the finger in the ass without permission kind, but running shoes are always nice
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