Let's have a moment of silence for all 

those who are stuck in traffic on 

their way to the gym to ride 

the stationary bicycle.
eBib text : Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.

Just For Fun eBibs

Some people can eat everything and  not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a  picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
I hate when people ask me what  I'm doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Trying to get in shape and maybe  running 5 days a week, it's often  called OBSESSIVE.. So sitting  at home watching TV seven  days a week isn't?
If you think you can just win me over  with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
If you went on vacation and didn't  bring home a medal, did you even go  on vacation?
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others  couldnot hear you fighting for your life?
My therapist: Learn a lesson from your dog.. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and  move on.
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if your dog is fat, you ain
FACTS. There's no place like home.  To poop.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
I think it's weird how some days  I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
I want to delete all my socials and  disappear but I'll be bored
If you believed me when I said  I'm not going to drink after my run,   that's on you
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