Let's have a moment of silence for all 

those who are stuck in traffic on 

their way to the gym to ride 

the stationary bicycle.
eBib text : Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.

Just For Fun eBibs

*early morning run*  During the first mile: f*ck this,  I'm tired as f*uck  During the last mile:  f*ck yeah baby, that's  what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!!
Every pizza is a personal pizza  if you try hard enough and  believe in yourself
Literally no-one:  Me: I cant breathe in this gotdamn mask
I wanna be a triathlete –but also, yikes
Y'all saw me getting fat and  y'all didn't say nothing...  smh y'all fake
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
Day 57.......... I lost half of my aerobic conditioning and I think my virginity is starting to grow back
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: we go for a run   Therapist: [nods] we go for a run
Friend: Want to run a virtual  half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again  Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
#eBibsAfterDark ONE OF US IS THINKING ABOUT SEX.   ......OK, now it's TWO!!!
Shirt? In this economy???
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off  your hijab when you get home
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
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