Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
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Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their workouts on here so I thought I'd join the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy intervals, lifting heavy weights and epic long runs
104 °F..... As my Grandma says, "Marathon training ain't for p*ssies." Crazy old lady is right.
Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM !!! Stress fracture. Then you rest
5:00AM The hour when legends are either waking up or going to sleep
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom real quick?" ME:
Having a job is cool and all but every day???? It's really starting to mess with my training schedule
If you went on vacation and didn't bring home a medal, did you even go on vacation?
Yes, I run. I run a million miles away from my responsibilities
I took the road less traveled… Now I don’t know where in the hell I am
The first 26 miles of the marathon are always the hardest
Two incomes are better than one, make sure your partner has two jobs
Runners after the worst day they have ever experienced
What a fucking privilege to wake up and be able to choose how many miles I'm going to run today
Stop trying to be 'runfluencers'. We need ELECTRICIANS.
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