Me before running: ..No

Me during running: ...whyyy

Me after running: ..whhyyyyy

Me the next day: ...whhyyyy

Me to anyone that asks about 

running: "it's the best part 

of my day, you feel so 

great and refreshed and 

you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"

Funny eBibs

my goal for 2022 is to never let myself fall as low as i did in 2021, never again.
The hardest part of training for a  new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
*comes home from a run*  Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth  Me: "OK I'll show you my  pace and splits"
I'm like "omg I've so much to do" and  then I go for a run
Keeping Christmas
Name that runner friend who is far away from you but is still your best friend
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
it's disgusting how much I replay a song when I love it
Me anytime I have an outrageous  amount of shit to get done:
If I had to describe my morning run  in a movie scene it'd be the part in Elf  when he gets hit by a taxi and then  thanks them
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Stop trying to be liked by everybody.  You don't even like everybody.
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
Goggins: For Christmas I want a dragon  Santa: Stay hard and be realistic D  Goggins: Ok, I want a Boston Qualifier  Santa: What color dragon you want?
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