Me before running: ..No

Me during running: ...whyyy

Me after running: ..whhyyyyy

Me the next day: ...whhyyyy

Me to anyone that asks about 

running: "it's the best part 

of my day, you feel so 

great and refreshed and 

you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"

Funny eBibs

You might be an ultrarunner if
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half" is going to get punched in the throat.
Running won't solve all your  problems. But then again,  neither will housework.
May your co-workers never find out who you really are on the weekends.
The problem with "treat yo self" is that I don't know how to stop. I had  a bad day in April and I've been treating  myself ever since..
You know you're a runner when...  you can run 6 miles nonstop and  still feel out of shape.
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What's worse than running 1.68 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch??? NOTHING.
You might be a runner if... 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe  I should switch to 10Ks. This is  killing me!" And an hour later  you're looking up FULL  marathon websites!
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight.
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
Trying to get in shape & maybe  running 5 days a week, it's  often called "OBSESSIVE"...  So sitting at home watching  TV 7 days a week isn't?
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Bro.... She's looking.  Hurry, pick up the pace !!
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