Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
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You share your deepest, darkest secrets with your running partner... And then barely recognize them face to face in street clothes.
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
Remember when I was really into running after I signed up for my first half? Now that I've signed up for my first full marathon... it's worse !!
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do during weekdays.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
SUNDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
I always run negative splits when I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split
Runners be like... "Clear your mind" "Ooooommmmmm" "I have the ugliest toes..."
Completed my first marathon. And the award for "Acting normal when you have a crap load of pain" goes to...... ME !!!!
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but spend most weekends in costume for a themed race.
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