Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
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"you're up early" bold of you to assume i've slept
Me reminding everyone that I don’t do hills or heat.
Me: *stretches once* well that didn't work.
I high-five tree branches on my running path imagining it's a crowd cheering me on. It works.
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for wimps. In real sports, you go until your organs start shutting down
I'm 30 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30
"Your 5k could be a lot better if you just ran faster" –Mo Farah
Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when you leave the house or is that just me
"When I get into the Boston Marathon" is starting to sound about as confident as "When I win the lotto..."
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
No offense but Eliud Kipchoge is faster than you
Can't wait till the weather gets colder. I have too many "fuck this" moments everyday
People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
Going for a run with friends now is just like unprotected sex...It's fun while you do it and then you're stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you made a terrible, life-altering mistake
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