Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
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Don't come around my running group if you're sensitive. These mfs have no filter
Lol I don't want your man, I just want you to know I can end your relationship with one "I miss running with you" text
"How was your date?" "I played my own drinking game where I took a drink every time she mentioned canceled races. I don't remember a lot."
occupation: runner AF
I wanna run an ultra - but also, yikes
My eyes flirt more with running shoes than they do with men
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey, I'm a distance runner
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
Being a runner is mf expensive
Day 62 of quarantine: I haven't run a real race in 4 years
I look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 98% of the time I'm thinking about what I am going to eat next
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
Is it just me or did EVERYONE just say fuck the rona this week? Lol
My brain: "Pass them " Me: "Why? " My brain: "You gotta "
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