Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
eBib text : Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should totally go"
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One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don't even like everybody.
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
Goggins: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Stay hard and be realistic D Goggins: Ok, I want a Boston Qualifier Santa: What color dragon you want?
Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM!! Stress fracture. Then you rest
What if I don't want a cropped shirt. What if I want the entire shirt. What then? What. Then.
Never be cool. Never try to be cool. Never worry what the cool people think. Head for the warm people. Life if warmth. You'll be cool when you're dead.
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
"PAIN is just the french word for bread." ~ David Goggins
I love December because I be treating myself with everything. new running shoes? done. new gps watch? done. mental stability? that's on backorder bitch
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately? "Thank you for entering the Chicago Marathon non-guaranteed entry drawing. We regret to inform you that..
Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ... I'm just asking for the tracking #
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
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