me: i haven't taken a photo of me 

during a run in awhile 

*takes photo*

me: oh that's why
eBib text : me: i haven't taken a photo of me during a run in awhile *takes photo* me: oh that's why

Funny eBibs

#eBibsAfterDark ONE OF US IS THINKING ABOUT SEX.   ......OK, now it's TWO!!!
Shirt? In this economy???
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off  your hijab when you get home
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve
NOTHING irritates a masked walker  like an unmasked runner
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin  "D"... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
What you call morning wood, I call  breakfast in bed
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that  are open. You know what?!?  Drink the damn disinfectant.
If you have a man and my posts make you laugh or smile more than he  does, you're my girlfriend now  and I don't want you f*cking  talk to his bitch ass
Remember, your current running pace  is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
*early morning run routine*  Drink some coffee, get the mask, put on some gangster rap and handle it
I need to social distance myself from  my fridge so I can flatten my curve
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
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