My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin 

lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... 

and I'm over here... 

"Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
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"How was your run?" "A total waste of Body Glide."
Not to toot my own horn (fucking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
Life without my crazy running friends will be so boring
* 28F feels like 18F * It's begging to look a lot like  fuck this
When you just gave someone  directions and you just stand there and watch them taking a wrong turn
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of donuts in one sitting.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20...  Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 40
You ever been in a race and think  to yourself  "i'm gonna miss this"
Some runners cuss too much....  It's me, I'm some runners.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
* taper week * I'm either annoyed or annoying... There's no in-between.
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle  soreness can't possibly get any worse"  Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness:  "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running  a marathon is fucking hard.
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon!  I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life!  Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
Therapist:  and what do we do when  we feel this way? Me:  buy running shoes  Therapist:  no
Only runners will understand... That nervous pee you get before a race  even though you've already gone to  the bathroom a million times...
If you're a NON-RUNNER and you're NOT BLOCKED YET congratulations on minding your own business
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
Me: "I have to go home, I have so much  stuff to do"   When I get home:
Running with someone with  the same pace as you is  actually important
"I could eat."  Me, anytime I'm not running.
Someone:  the only time I run is when  i'm being chased Me:  . . . . suspicious
Funny how things change with time.  I used to hate running.
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