My post-marathon needs: 

Channing Tatum to bring me water, 

Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space

blanket, and 

Andre the Giant 

to carry me to the car.
eBib text : My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.

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How do you say
Chafing: Uniting runners around  the world since forever.
Injured on this Global Running Day? That
FACT: Every culture has a word for
It
It
Runners: The only people who are  *united* by a wall.
We may speak different languages, but runners everywhere understand bloody nipples.
I do my stretching religiously... Christmas and Easter.
My boyfriend and I often laugh about  how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Me in middle school... Fakes sick to get out of running the  mile in gym class.  Me now... Pays to run 13.1 miles.
RUNNERS. Self diagnosing since The Internet.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my t-shirt and "bling" collections!
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or  SHOULD NOT run my race this  weekend?
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