My post-marathon needs: 

Channing Tatum to bring me water, 

Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space

blanket, and 

Andre the Giant 

to carry me to the car.
eBib text : My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.

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Pumpkin Pie counts as a veggie, right?
Runger. It's real.  Are you going to eat that?
Socks, shirts, underwear, books, shoes... gifts for your children or for a runner?
There's a reason that running shoes  have names like Free, Pegasus, Cumulus, Adrenaline, Transcend. That's how they make you feel.
(S)miles ahead put the worries behind.
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for  Black Friday!
Hurts. So. Good.
Marathons, one of the few times in life you can have your wife be completely speechless and not have to do a thing.
I've never been one for museums; the sunrise is my most perfect work of art.
I run because I like Tequila Sunrise.  To get my tequila, I gotta run with the sunrise.
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
The only field goals I'm looking forward too are found on the trails...
I run so that my behind looks good even without heels. Flats Friday everyday!
I run because I like when  my hair looks like Beyonce's.
Gotta start training now to beat the  others on Halloween. Those Reese's Pumpkins are MINE.
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