Not every run can make you happy.

Running is not pizza.
eBib text : Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.

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"It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes  on an extremely tight budget.  "At least it's not drugs."
And here we f*cking go again. I mean  good morning
Sometimes walking away with good memories is enough.
MARATHONER.  Because my kids deserve a mother  they can brag about.
PRO TIP:  Running faster than anyone else can  help you win a race.
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.  But I got a shiny medal saying 'Finisher' which is nice
Another fine day ruined by a long run
I wasted half of my life telling people how long is a marathon
Having a job is cool and all but  everyday????? It's really starting to  mess with my training schedule
I like my morning run more than I like most people
Body: sexy  Feet: f*cked
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can  stretch to approximately 3 and a half  feet, making it the second largest  asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
September already??? October is  practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year,  everybody.
Dear taco trucks, please consider  cruising the neighborhoods like ice  cream trucks ey..
Never seen anyone cycling and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
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