People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
eBib text : People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
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Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty and 5 yrs picking out the perfect selfie to post on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.... Could it be donuts? A quick run? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need to be on the treadmill for two years
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE *my stages of getting ready for treadmill
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running up a hill
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
Day 4 with no running: I've lost hearing in my right eye
Y'all looove skinny runners until y'all cuddling and they get lost in the cover like a remote
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
*Me.Every.Single.Race* Not sure if runner's high or if about to pass out.
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