People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
eBib text : People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
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It's all fun & games till your jeans don't fit anymore
Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs tonight!!
I know I said I wanted to get fit. But I'm hungry.
RIP to all the boobs lost to running. You will be truly missed.
Forgot to stretch after my run yesterday. That makes it 6 years in a row now
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
Talents: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Signing up for races *Not necessarily in that order
Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
There's no place like home. To poop.
I run because I don't have enough self control to stop emotional eating.
Trying to make protein shakes.... But they keep coming out as margaritas.
*Chafing the dream*
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
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