PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
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Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead."
Nobody: Me: you not cold?
When she says being on top is "too hard" but you've seen her running 26.2 miles with ease
Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
I wonder what my "this is her" photo is
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my bling collection
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life and I'm having dreams about fucking Boston Marathon."
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing faster and faster what the hell was that
I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
u ever look at ur best running friend like wow this human right here............. this is my favorite human
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my stretching routine.."
Them: You'll really take a second mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me: Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
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