PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 

8 ultras, you must be so healthy!

ME:  *caffeine-addicted*

*chronically tired*

*occasional binge-eating*

*shin stress-fractures*



"Haha yeah idk it's just

a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"

Marathon eBibs

Ultramarathon (noun.) An event in which people run around for a whole day, often on a trail, searching for food tents.
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Liquor is better than weed cause  I ian't never bought a  bottle of bullshit
My body asked for a rest day and I  went for a 5 mile run because nobody tells me what to do
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If you are reading this........ you're not  running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
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WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober I'm cranky and I'm sore So proceed with caution
Why do professional athletes think i  should care about what they think? If i wanted advice from someone who  chases a ball, I'd ask my dog.
"My only talent is that I just don't quit."      ~David Goggins
When you're full of confidence it  confuses people who are full of shit
I'm at that age.... Once I lay down... It's OVER!!
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