PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
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Please take your Garmin or Coros watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid
"Today is our 4 year anniversary of when we blacked out, went on ultrasignup and registered for our first 100 miler" "God, we are so fucking lame now"
I loveeee running.. like yeah everything is terrible, but at least I can still go for a run
Some days you just need to run with your best friend
I love how running tricks me into thinking I'm losing weight while training for a marathon
If running can't fix it, you haven't run enough
coach be like hey I noticed you've been having a hard time recently. I'm bout to make it worse
Thanks for being my go-to running friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
My toxic trait is that I set up a budget for running and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
"I'm just gonna stretch when I get home." Is one of the worst decisions you make as a runner
I will tempt fate with my gas tank but start freaking out when my watch battery gets bellow 65%
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your recovery juice", and now he's the one I'm leaving everything to
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
7.8 billion people in the world and you woke up to no kudos
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