PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 

8 ultras, you must be so healthy!

ME:  *caffeine-addicted*

*chronically tired*

*occasional binge-eating*

*shin stress-fractures*



"Haha yeah idk it's just

a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"

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