PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
eBib text : PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
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When I say "Sorry I have plans this weekend" this is what I have planned
Running be teaching me life lessons fr
Getting gas this morning, I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $10.00 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday
For a generation that is hype on true crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
Shoutout to everyone checking their Strava or Garmin stats on the company dime right now
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
No offense to myself but wtf am i doing
Running shoes $170 socks $24 GPS watch $480 energy gel & chews $90 hydration drink mix $120... Someone who is good at the economy pls help me balance this. My family is dying
Stages of running an ultra: 1. Start 2. You gotta be f*cking kidding me 3. Finish
Money been buying my happiness so y'all definitely lied
You know you're a runner when you can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape
Global Running Day: Like Christmas, but with blisters instead of presents
In honor of Global Running Day i'm gonna go for a run and then work on my six-pack
For run streakers Global Running Day is like Groundhog Day - we'll run today, just like we ran yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and...
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