You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Runners after the worst day they have

ever experienced
What a fucking privilege to wake up 

and be able to choose how many miles 

I'm going to run today
Stop trying to be 'runfluencers'. We need

ELECTRICIANS.

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I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace. Go run in the olympics b*tch  we trying to have fun
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck  yourself up for a few hours.   It's called self care.
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there  like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
You know you are a runner when 9:15 in the morning feels late in the day.
I wish we could donate body fat  to those in need
He's a 10.....but says he doesn't even drive 26.2 miles
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Today I saved $479.58 by not going  into REI for GU
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR  is a joke.
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
ROAD RUNNER    Yasso 800's                ULTRARUNNER    Speed work,                     Stay hard!      Taper, BQ
ROAD RUNNER                 Yasso 800's              ULTRARUNNER      Speed work,                I want 2 die         Taper, BQ
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