You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running  and you
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
It doesn
My Therapist: once you accept the fact  that being a runner has nothing to do  with your running pace, the second half of your life begins
I signed up for my first half-marathon. My goal was to lose 10 pounds... Only  19 to go
Anyone else trying to guess the pace  of a runner as they pass you?  Yeah same
Happiness is going for a run and  realizing you broke a toxic cycle
You know you're a runner when...  a race on the calendar equals peace  of mind
Race day volunteers put muscle  in their hustle
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and  obsessed as compliments
My daughter drew me showing off  my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is  code for "there is a race tomorrow"
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
If you skip a run cause it's too cold, you're a lil b*tch    - Old Chinese Saying
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