You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FACT: In our lifetimes, we will spend 3 yrs waiting in line for a port-a-potty  and 5 yrs picking out the  perfect selfie to post  on social media
Can't put my finger on what I'm in  the mood for.... Could it be donuts?  A quick run? An orgasm?  Amazon shopping? idk
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years
Treadmill: hi  Me: no thank you
1. DENIAL  2. ANGER  3. BARGAINING  4. DEPRESSION  5. ACCEPTANCE  *my stages of getting  ready for treadmill
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running  up a hill
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly  wad of hair and sweat" in  under 30 minutes.  Wanna see?
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
Day 4 with no running:  I've lost hearing in my right eye
Y'all looove skinny runners until y'all cuddling and they get lost in the cover like a remote
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
*Me.Every.Single.Race* Not sure if runner's high or if about  to pass out.
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