You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of donuts in one sitting.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20...  Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 40
You ever been in a race and think  to yourself  "i'm gonna miss this"
Some runners cuss too much....  It's me, I'm some runners.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
* taper week * I'm either annoyed or annoying... There's no in-between.
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle  soreness can't possibly get any worse"  Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness:  "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running  a marathon is f*cking hard
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon!  I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life!  Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
Therapist:  and what do we do when  we feel this way? Me:  buy running shoes  Therapist:  no
Only runners will understand... That nervous pee you get before a race  even though you've already gone to  the bathroom a million times...
If you're a NON-RUNNER and you're NOT BLOCKED YET congratulations on minding your own business
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
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