You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR  you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right  there
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:  ME: hey y'all do you want  to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
I love wearing sunglasses.  Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're  winded by your warmup...
Find someone that looks at you  the same way you look at the 2020  Boston Marathon Confirmation of Acceptance email.
Let whoever think whatever,  just keep getting better.
Do you ever just wear headphones  so people won't talk to you?
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
I either go for a run or I eat all  the groceries I bought for the  week. There's no in between.
When Tuesday feels hit you and you realize Running, Coffee & Wine  are solely responsible for  keeping you afloat
Body: Sexy Feet: F*cked
You know who NEVER says "Running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
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