You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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When you survive another week of  marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life.
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: sign up for another race  Therapist: no
Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him  to sit still.... It ain't easy!!
Me: Ok...I can't spend anymore money Running Shoes:  LMAOOOOOOOOO
7 billion people in this world and I'd choose a parkrun over 6,999,999,997  of them
Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all  the time?"   *watches me eat*  Her: "Ah"
Genetics don't wake you up at 5am  to get shit done
At the end of the day it's all about who you wanna own a dog with
Me stepping out the door, ready to  burn 240 calories after consuming  12,700 over the weekend
I would be willing to pay $250/month for an extra 1000 calories a day that didn't count.   Your move, Science.
Happiness is going for a run and  realizing you broke a toxic cycle
Marathon training day 128, day 92 without sex. Went running in flip flops just to remember the sound
When everybody at the family function refers to running as "that jogging thingy you do"
Why are gym girls so extra with their  instagram captions. It's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this.
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
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