You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Therapist: and what do we do  when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
"What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and  being a bitch?!?
me: i haven't taken a photo of me  during a run in awhile  *takes photo* me: oh that's why
I'm having one of those days  that's not a Saturday
That moment when you have so much  to do that you decide you are not  going to do any of it...and just go for a run.
Therapist: and what do we do  when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
"I'M SUCH A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND" When my friends 'runfie' has been  posted for three minutes  and I'm the first to like  and comment
CAUTION: Fall Marathon dates on     calendar are closer than they appear
Am I poor or is everything expensive?
Why do I have to pee again, I just peed, a race report.
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath  i am chalant as fuck
Yesterday's happy hour is today's fuck, fuck, fuck
I know I've truly grown into a strong determined runner because I can still literally do anything  while injured.
It doesn
When you cut your weekly mileage  before a race, is it normal to want to  cut a bitch too?
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