You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Long story short, I just want to be  sponsored by a shoe company
True or False: Most runners over 30 haven't run  when they were younger
"How many kudos do u get every day" On average, I'd say round about 0. But on a good day, a solid 0
She's a 10 but all she does is run
"I love the weekends because it gives me a chance to get all caught up on my errands, chores, and laundry," is  actually a sentence I used to  say before I started running
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
Life is short. Run the race.  Get the medal. Eat the free banana.
*2 minutes before the start of the race*  MY BLADDER: it's go time !!
Raise your hand if u ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend
People who suggest going for a run  and then getting brunch are people you NEED in your life
You know you're a runner when 9:15 in  the morning feels late in the day
Getting back into running after a long  break must lowkey suck. Imagine having  a bad day at work and then struggling  to run 2 miles
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for  my drinking on weekends, does  that make me a runner  or an alcoholic?
TRIATHLON  Why suck at only one sport when  you can suck at three
When I say "have a nice day," remember that the "motherf**ker" is silent
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