You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Me in middle school:  Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now:  Pays to run 13.1 miles
If you think you can just win me over  with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
It's one of those days where If I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news.
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not  leaving my bed. There is no  in between.
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You know you're a runner when...  you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Something only a runner would  understand... Traveling somewhere new to run a race IS a vacation !!
I'm in such a good place right now... I mean, not emotionally...just that I'm at the running store.
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs.
**Username or Password incorrect**  Hey, STRAVA..... why can't you just  tell me which one?
***Friday night*** ME:  "I'ma go home to change and  then meet y'all down there later."
"Daddy, why did Mommy run past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her Garmin  tells her it's OK."
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
TRACK:  the only time it's okay for  a man with a gun to tell you to take your pants off.
FRIEND:  What do you think about  while you're running? ME:  Walking.
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