You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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You might be an ultrarunner if
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half" is going to get punched in the throat.
Running won't solve all your  problems. But then again,  neither will housework.
May your co-workers never find out who you really are on the weekends.
The problem with "treat yo self" is that I don't know how to stop. I had  a bad day in April and I've been treating  myself ever since..
You know you're a runner when...  you can run 6 miles nonstop and  still feel out of shape.
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What's worse than running 1.68 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch??? NOTHING.
You might be a runner if... 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe  I should switch to 10Ks. This is  killing me!" And an hour later  you're looking up FULL  marathon websites!
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight.
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
Trying to get in shape & maybe  running 5 days a week, it's  often called "OBSESSIVE"...  So sitting at home watching  TV 7 days a week isn't?
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Bro.... She's looking.  Hurry, pick up the pace !!
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