You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm gonna be so  out of shape !!
Me: *laughs at something* Me: okay back to suffering
Me: I feel great Marathon: hope you enjoyed those  first 3 miles
Aging is not a disease. It's an  opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
Show me a runner who says they  never pause their GPS when they're  waiting to cross the street... and I'll show you a f***ing liar.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week.  There's no in-between.
Hate being hungover on Saturday  and skipping your long run?  Try drinking on Thursday
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or,  you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
I love running  I love running  I love running  I love running    *I'm dying* I love running
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
F@*k!! ...I'm lost.  But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
Only runners will understand....  That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
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