You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Running helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.
I signed up for an exercise class  and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up  to begin with.
ME:  I'm so out of shape HUSBAND:  you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
Some people can eat everything and  not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
It's all fun & games till ...  your jeans don't fit anymore.
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Wherever you
Today I bought a cupcake  without the sprinkles.  Diets are hard.
Fitbit died... Not moving until it's  charged.
Hate being hungover on Saturday  and skipping your long run?  Try drinking on Thursday!
You know it's cold outside when  you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Dear Mother Nature, get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine, and start thinking warm, happy thoughts...
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
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