You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I miss hating the summer heat.
Ugh.... January. This whole month is  just a giant Monday
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're suck a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
My two moods:  1. Runner's high  2. I'll cut you
Reasons why I'm currently alive: 1. Running 2. Coffee 3. Wine
The best ab exercise is walking...  Walking away from the kitchen.
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up.  You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out,  you train. Foam  roll is a verb.
I've decided I'll never get down to my  original weight. I'm okay with that.  After all, 6 lb 4 oz is just not realistic.
I don
Wouldn't it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller?
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake.. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm  sore. So proceed with caution.
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