You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Unexpected side effect of Taco  Tuesday? ...Wet fart Wednesday.
My fitness goal for 2019 is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
I'd rather be the slowest runner in  a race anytime, than a spectator  for a lifetime!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
What's worse than running 1.79 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves...  just gotta get through  10 mins, 4 times."
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Cheers to the people who love us,  to the losers who lost us, and to the  lucky bastards who get to meet us!
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the 2018GoldChallenge... Which is nice!!
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.  Choose wisely.
You know who NEVER says "running  is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
Only runners will understand..  That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to  the bathroom a million times...
I wish menus would list mile  equivalents rather than calories.  Like, if you eat that cheesecake,  go ahead and add another  10 miles to your run.
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