You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you..  And kinda makes you  wanna poop.
You know you're a runner when.....  you HATE when training runs don't  end EXACTLY on a whole number..  But for some reason, you  have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
I run for the sole purpose of eating  more. Don't judge me.
When you think you have been running  for 4 hours and you look down and  it's been 17 minutes...
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
Shoutout to everyone who got through  the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
"I should stop running until that pain  goes away." Said no runner ever.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
DIET TIP. Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
IBUPROFEN;  drug of choice for when the  runner's high wears off !!
That "Oh sh*t" feeling when you're  winded by your warmup...
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
You
Today I bought a doughnut  without the sprinkles.  Diets are hard.
Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is  the best part of my day!
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