You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
I'm already planning what I'm going  to eat after this.
"What size pants do you wear?" "LEGGINGS."
5:00AM The hour when legends are either  waking up or going to sleep.
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need  running shoes to run, but it f@*ken' helps.
What I love most about running is walking the whole time.
RUNNING FRIEND. One who listens, have a never-ending supply of inane  chat and will happily call anything over 2k a "good run". Always willing  to walk up hills, cancel when it's raining and celebrate all  activity, however minor,  with...
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs  till I die. Pizza for  breakfast. Who  wants to get  mimosas?
A clean house is a sign of an injured  runner
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed  before 8pm
Exercise helps you live longer?  That's funny.. I feel like I'm dying!
*wakes up* (the day after a marathon) Ah that muscle soreness probably ain't too bad I can still.... *starts moving a little* I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
I'm either.... 1. Running 2. About to go for a run 3. Thinking about running
Just slung my t-shirt off and threw in on the other side of the room where  there are already 3 other t-shirts.. If my math is right,  it's Thursday.
My running outfits range from  sleek cat woman, to neon traffic cones, to probably pajamas...
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