You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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You share your deepest, darkest  secrets with your running partner... And then barely recognize them face to face in street clothes.
Not to get technical...  but according to chemistry,  alcohol is a solution.
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
Remember when I was really into running after I signed up for my first half? Now that I've signed up for my first full marathon... it's worse !!
When life is stressful, do something  to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away.  Maybe change your name.
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the  rest of all the other stuff we can't be  bothered to do during  weekdays.
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.  Choose wisely.
SUNDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting  on my ass.
I always run negative splits when  I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split
Runners be like... "Clear your mind" "Ooooommmmmm" "I have the ugliest toes..."
Completed my first marathon. And the award for "Acting  normal when you have  a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume for  a themed race.
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