You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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"Do what you love & money will follow". Went for a 5 mile run, ate pizza, drank wine, had a 2-hour nap & took a bath. Now I wait....
You people who have just        one glass of wine...          What's that like?
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday.
Sometimes you need a run. Sometimes you need a beer. Sometimes you need both.
The morning after the marathon... I've made it from bed to the couch.  There's no stopping me now !!
Be straight with me Doc.  When you say "broken"  does that mean  I SHOULD  or SHOULD NOT  run my race this  weekend?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
I keep my hamstrings flexible by doing yoga two or three times a week. And by "doing yoga", I really mean shaving  my legs.
Marathon training, day 57... If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
If you think I'm bitchy now, you should see me when I miss my run.
I love it when my endorphins  kick in
Things I don't feel like doing after  my marathon: MOVING.
I stand by and listen to  your rants about your TV  shows, so don't make  faces when I mention  marathon and running.
You know you're a runner when...  The thermometer says 45 degrees  and you think SCORE! Optimal running weather!!!
Beer tent opens at 10:30 ?! That's not good enough.
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