You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I know pushing the button repeatedly  won't make the crosswalk change faster, but it's not like I have anything else to do right now.
She believed she could... but she was really tired. So she didn't.
Raise your hand if you ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, and remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at the  dumbass and  walk away.
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're level 80  it sounds more badass than just being an old person.
It's the start of the brand new day and I'm off like a herd of turtles. But I run!
I run because...  if I don't, the feelings of guilt will overwhelm me and eventually  crush my soul.
My 3 favorite things about running: 1. Not needing to talk to anybody 2. Not needing to smell anybody 3. Being alone
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
NUTRITION FACT; If you drink a gallon  of water per day, you won't have time  for other people's drama because  you'll be too busy peeing.  Stay hydrated my friends.
The most awkward thing about running with a friend is figuring out which  person is going to be the fast runner who is taking it easy  for the day, and which person  is the slowpoke who is running  much faster than usual but  pretending...
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon! I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life! Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the  House Day.
I could have started running ten minutes earlier if I didn't stop to post this motivational quote..
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