You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and  gaining
Pssssst... I have a secret...... It's supposed to be my rest day.... But I ran.
"I sure wish it was hotter and  more humid out.." Said no runner ever!
You know you're a runner when.. 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe I should switch to 10Ks. This is killing me!" .. And an hour later you're looking up  FULL marathon  websites!
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
I hate when people ask me what I'm  doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
I heard you like to run ultramarathons. So you ran an ultramarathon to  train for your upcoming ultramarathon??
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining  and i hate treadmills.
Do you enjoy being alone?  Marry an ultrarunner !!
That awkward moment when you wave "Hi" to another runner..... And they  pretend you don't even exist.
Today's running forecast... BALLS.  It's hot as balls.
Marathon Training Log  *DAY 49* I've completely forgotten what it feels like to not be a little bit sore all the time
I don't know Bill... Maybe we went out too fast *Marathon Mile 1*
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
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