You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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True love is letting me go to  bed at 8pm on a Friday...  so I can run ALL the miles tomorrow
Congratulation on finishing  your first marathon yesterday.  And good luck with walking  down stairs the rest  of the week.
I went for a run but came back  after two minutes because I forgot  something.. I forgot I'm out of shape  and can't run more than two minutes.
Running is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting  different results. Oddly enough, that's the same definition for insanity. Coincidence? I think not.
Finding a  missing running sock feels like Christmas morning !!
MARATERNITY LEAVE:  A sick day utilized the  Monday after a marathon,  solely to avoid walking up  the stairs of your office  building.
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out, you train.  Foam roll is a verb.
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled  an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
Hey, guys! Let's just keep the little sock secret between us...okay?
It's one of those days where  if I don't go for a run, you'll  be lucky not to see me  on the news.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday?  Wet fart Wednesday.
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
My mom when I was 12 yrs old: "Honey. I'm worried you're watching  too much TV. Why don't you go  outside and run around?"  My mom when I'm 30 yrs old:  "Honey. I'm worried about how  much running you're doing.  Why don't you cut back...
*runs 100 milers* I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.
I am not an early bird or a night owl.. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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