You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Today I bought a doughnut  without the sprinkles.  Diets are hard.
I hate restaurants that put calories in the menu..i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling  so attacked now
It's Weekend O'clock...  Which means I need to get home by 5pm and be in bed be 9pm.. so I can run ALL the  miles tomorrow.
Don't let anyone treat you like free  salsa. You are Guac, Baby Girl. Guac.
If you have an opinion about my  running style, please raise your hand.  Now put it over your mouth.
Ugh, who has time to go for a run?  ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
Cross-training is important .. I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll  be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
Sometimes the best part of my run is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I'm done.
Bro... She's looking.  Hurry, pick up the pace!
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
Nothing irritates me more than  a cheat meal that wasn't  worth the calories.
How to talk to me when I have  headphones in:  DON'T.
"Pause" his Garmin he said.  Pfttt!! I just scored me a Garmin.
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