You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I signed up for my first half.. My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 15 to go.
My fitness goal is to get down to  what I told the DMW I weigh.
Ran my first marathon...  Not to be dramatic but one of the  hardest things I've ever had to do was get out of my bed  this morning.
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of lying down on the sofa  and thinking about how tired I am.
Yesterday I really wanted  cupcakes. Now I'm  having cupcakes... Follow your  dreams.
The fact that I have more clothes to workout in that I do to go out it says a lot about who I am as a person
Diet tip.  Your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
I'm like 140% tired... I guess  I'll go for a run
I wish retail therapy was covered  by my health insurance.
My favorite exercise is a cross  between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
Coaches who say "last one" are  the reason I have trust issues.
If you think you can just win me over with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list running clothes back in the game.
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories           ... or Five Miles.       (yeah, start running)
On a scale of  1 - 10  ...I'm a 13.1
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