You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Suck it up...  So one day you won't  have to suck it in
Whenever I see someone running  faster than me, I assume they aren't  going so far.
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
If you are lucky enough to find  a weirdo never let them go.
Aging is not a disease. It's an  opportunity. To qualify for Boston!
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my cellphone.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to  gain 'em back?
That awkward moment when you've already said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person  said, so you just agree.
Not sure if I'm getting faster or just more confident!
You know you're a runner... when you  try guessing the pace of a runner  as they pass you.
Before you criticize someone, you  should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're  a mile away and you have their shoes.
F@^K!!  ...I'm lost.  But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
Money talks. Mine always says,  "Wanna go to the running store today?"
I started my new training program today by shopping online for shoes.  Baby steps.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged  the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS  watch tells her it's OK."
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